CMMDR HAS!

For years, the received wisdom has been that the Cmmdr hasn’t. Pundits, writers, and the like have always agreed that the moronic midget is in a continual state of not having. The Cmmdr himself has stated often that he doesn’t have. The Ensign continues to point out that the Cmmdr hasn’t ever had. Psychics predict at this time tomorrow the Cmmdr will not have had. The one or two little tidbits the Cmmdr did get were shouted down by the industry’s vehement statement that he should not have had. Given more hair, a taller stature, the Cmmdr still would not have had.

But times change and there is revisionism in the air. The trend now seems to be that the Cmmdr does have. He has is nothing goes the new spin, exactly what he’s always had, but this take on the matter does not negate the fact that the Cmmdr still doesn’t have.