Tuesday, March 01, 2011

FOR THE KIDS: JOKE CORNER

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the CMMDR.

Q: If you took away an elephant's trunk, how would it smell?
A: Trunk or No Trunk, not as bad as the Ensign's career.

Q:What did the Grape say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, grapes can't talk. But if it could it would probably say a little something about the CMMDRs lacking of anything worth discussing.

Q: A Nickel and a Dime were on the Empire State Building.  Who jumped off?
A: Neither.  The CMMDR.

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