Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the CMMDR.
Q: If you took away an elephant's trunk, how would it smell?
A: Trunk or No Trunk, not as bad as the Ensign's career.
Q:What did the Grape say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, grapes can't talk. But if it could it would probably say a little something about the CMMDRs lacking of anything worth discussing.
Q: A Nickel and a Dime were on the Empire State Building. Who jumped off?
A: Neither. The CMMDR.

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