More sneak-peeks from Cmmdr's soon-to-be-published memoirs!!!!

…. Every time I stand up my chair smells like a cat shelter. Not sure why. I’m so pissed off! Wrote a note reminding me ‘to relax at auditions’ and I can’t find it! I wrote it just awhile ago, too, with that other note reminding me ‘to try and get auditions.’ Called my agent, asked him about this new Spielberg film, he began laughing like I was just the funniest man in the world, asked if I was serious. He put me on speaker phone and asked me to repeat the question. I did, and I could hear the whole office howling. I just apologized and hung up. Made my dog some chicken cordon bleu. I had some left over beans…..