More Limericks

There once was a Loper from Maine
Who studied at Cor-nell to Train
For the footlights so bright
Where he'd Play every night
But the whole thing was just
really not worth it...

There once was A bitter agnostic
Whose Acting was spit, gum and mastic
When offered a part
He learns it by heart!
Then turns it to something quite caustic.

There once was a sad bitter midget
Whose world was as small as a widget
Cause his gross and His net
Made no dent on his debt-
He impaled himself Firm On His Digit

Once at Department of Labor
A Loper Strode in WIth a Saber!
He Fell to HIs knees:
"I'll Do anything, PLEASE,
"For a walk-on as SKIPPY THE NEIGHBOR"