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MATLOCK MEMORIES

Ensign to Casting Director:  "Is it always as bad as this?"

Casting Director to CMMDR regarding Ensign's Comment:  "I was never so insulted in all my life."

Director of Matlock To Ensign: "You know, we had a saying on the set of ALF, and that was...." (Ensign's eyes glazed over and the ground beneath him shifted so he cannot remember the clever saying.)

Director of Matlock, Again, to Ensign: "You know, Selleck used to say.." (Ditto eyes g. and ground s.)