He began as a seventh banana in a minor sit-com back in the Eighties, and it’s been downhill since then for the Cmmdr. With nothing upcoming to promote, we caught up with the sad little creature in the waiting room of a carwash in East Burbank. Wearing a T-shirt and dirty shorts, what hair he had left unkempt, and munching on some pork jerky, the squat-barreled has been sat down to talk.
US: So, nothing in the pipeline, as per usual?
CMMDR: You got that right sir.
US: When did you work last?
CMMDR: I’m not sure, but I do know it’s on kinescope.
US: What about an episodic? You’d think you could do something like that.
CMMDR: You’d be wrong to think that.
US: Hmmmm.
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