3 ways to say bye-bye

"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW DAD????"

There are three basic ways to say bye-bye. The first way is running the 'tail' of rope through a fixed loop on the end of that same rope and then leaving it at the grunge-stained soiled pit behind the shed no one uses, ever. This may be a spliced-loop or a knotted-loop like the bowline or by simply shooting your representation and going to prison where your asshole can become as the Holland Tunnel. A final way is to gut yourself from pubis to neck and then having a friend stuff your eviscerated corpse with 'sides' while having a pre-recorded sound system at full volume spout ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, DAD???? over and over.