Thursday, July 19, 2007

FROM ‘OUTSIDE THE ACTORS’ STUDIO’

Host: Just wonderful, wonderful to have you here.
Ensign: Thank you.
Host: Really a treat.
Ensign: Thank you.
Host: ‘Vinnie Ventola.’
Ensign. Ahhh… Vinnie.
Host: Tell us about that. It was 1994.
Ensign: Yes.
Host: David Jones?
Ensign: Yes, David directed it, and of course Amy-
Host: Amy Madigan, lovely actress.
Ensign: She was terrific to work with-
Host: She won the CableACE award I believe.
Ensign: Yes-
Host: Were you nominated?
Ensign: No, not for that-
Host: Tell us about Frank Caldwell.
Ensign: Well-
Host: Why ‘School Bus #17?” Why not say…School Bus # 11?
Ensign: I’m not sure what the significance-
Host: Excuse me, we have to pause with this word from Vagisil, but we’ll be back with the Ensign, and some recollections about Thunderboat row, Very Close Quarters, and more, after this.
Ensign: Could you pass that gun?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's funny about this?
A tired list of my credits?
Why not just post my IMDB and
and write HA HA at the end?

That said--

Anonymous said...

What if I posted something like this?

ME: SO, Benson?
YOu: Please.
ME: DOWLLING?
You: I uh
ME: NEELIX?
You: Well, the make-up
ME: Transformer, What happened?
You: JESUS
ME: WELL?
You: Mother of God stop.
ME: LA BETE?
YOU: STOP STOP.
ME: We'll be right back after we swallow forty Advil.....