Me: So, here we are with the CMMDR. Um--
CMMDR: Yes?
Me: I'd ask you about your work but you haven't really done anything..
CMMDR: I, um...
Me: There's the Wilbur and Orville Wright Shorts, but--
CMMDR: Okay
Me; Last Year's Boston Legal Arc-
CMMDR: Not funny-
Me; And What happened with the whole KING LEAR--
CMMDR: JESUS, SHUT UP.
Me; "Tis a brave night to cool a courtesan.."
CMMDR: I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.
Me: "This prophecy Merlin shall make.."
CMMDR: THIS IS WAR. (leaves)
Me: What? What did I say?
CMMDR: (From a great distance) Honey, I hate the Ensign....
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