L’il ‘Buddy Reprimanded!

Called on the carpet for an excessive and inappropriate use of apostrophes, the blog poster formally known as ‘L’il ‘Buddy is facing stiff sanctions. “No one ever knew how many friggin’ apostrophes to use,” complained the Ensign, a not-exactly towering man who frequently contributes to the He Who Has Nil Blog. “He’s my sidekick, but even I’m not sure what’s appropriate as far as the spelling goes,” added Cabin Boy, a fey, lissome, Broadway song and dance man. The Cmmdr was enraged. “ What the fuck is it with that fucking name, fuck me,” he shouted, while driving to a stationery warehouse in Canoga Park to purchase more memo pads. The Spoiler, vacationing in space, could not be reached. A committee has been formed to propose alternatives for the moniker. ‘Little Buddy,’ without any apostrophes, is a front runner, but other suggestions on the ballot include ‘Infinitesimal Pal,’ ‘Very Small Friend,’ ‘Meager Acquaintance,’ and even ‘Hardly Visible Comrade’ are being considered.