Cmmdr Steps Aside Once More!

Beaten, battered, bruised, and baffled, the bald little fuckball known as the Cmmdr has finally realized it’s hopeless. After a short stint in the trenches of Hollywood, he engineered his final retreat today, when on the way to his Two and a Half Men audition, he received a call on his cell from his manager, telling him the part had been already offered to Matt Malloy. The news crushed the poor fellow. His assessment to vacate came shortly after. One can only say: God, what a fucking failure. This reporter is going out to get a much-needed scotch on the rocks.