Cmmdr Crucified Outside Actors’ Studio!!!

In a gruesome display of rage,
throngs of Equity and non-Equity, SAG and AFTRA, and even a few ACTRA actors dragged the wailing Cmmdr to a cross outside the Actors’ Studio today and crucified the inept lumpy midget while the public cheered.
Shouts of ‘demeans our profession!’ and ‘hack!’ rang out over the mid-town lunch hour.
Moaning from the cross, the third-tier asskit begged for mercy.
All involved ignored the sub-par shitheel, as they straightened the crucifix and then secured it to the ground. The Cmmdr will stay propped through Friday, when he leaves for a conference on Personal Information Management in Pittsburg.