Cmmdr Calls It Quits!

He's hung up the shingle. Torn by guilt over an injury to Cabin Boy's hand many years ago, deadened by decades of denigration from the Ensign, jealous over the number of apostophe's in ''''L''''i''''''''''''''''''''''''''l '''''''''''B''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''u''''''''''''''d'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''d''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''y'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s name, and fed up with the Spoiler's steadfast refusal to post, the shallow little failure known as the Cmmdr has hung it up for good. He bid goodbye today at a small ceremony in Burbank. Attending was the Cmmdr, and a stray ferret named Eddy.