(Spoiler-Land, USA)
Under the always Blue Skies of SPOILER-LAND crowds have been gathering
to be the first to say "GOODBYE TO THE OLD JEW". An event much anticipated
amongst those who genuflect to the SPOILER, the "guest house" (or West Turret) will finally, finally be vacated as The Ensign (known here derisively as "that has-been who never shuts up about *batteries not included, whatever that is..") packs up his "CRAP", sticks his tail between his wobbly legs, says good-bye to all the small hopes he had to turn his piece-of-shit life around and heads back east where his ex-wife has moved his belongings into a box marked "discard", his teenager has taken to driving his car and won't give it up, and his career has yellow tape around it with the words CRIME SCENE written in large letters.
A press release from The Spoiler's Chief of Staff read, in part "Jet Blue loses luggage, why not HIM? PLEASE GOD."
In a related story, the CMMDR's arc continues, the SPOILER's series continues, the
CABIN BOY'S Mary Poppins Lollapalooza continues, and L'''''''''''''''''y's Highbrow Lincoln Center Big Night of British Theatre continues.
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