I think that inserting a tire iron in your anus would be a bad idea. I have seen so many patients who have tried similar experiments with light bulbs, carrots, coke bottles and Toyota Yaris, and invariably these objects, not designed for anal sex play, get lost in the intestines, and lead to costly trips to emergency rooms, and the blushing knowledge for the woeful self-stimulator that his insurance form and x-ray will be tacked up on the billboard at the Blue Cross claims department, and he will become the laughing stock of the girls in the secretarial pool, and perhaps even a blind item in Ted Casablanca's column...though, for members of this blog, that last part may not really be an issue.
If you really want to experiment with "bringing an offering into The Golden Temple," as my wife likes to call it, try something designed expressly for the purpose of anal penetration: a dildo or butt plug will suffice.
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I think that inserting a tire iron in your anus would be a bad idea. I have seen so many patients who have tried similar experiments with light bulbs, carrots, coke bottles and Toyota Yaris, and invariably these objects, not designed for anal sex play, get lost in the intestines, and lead to costly trips to emergency rooms, and the blushing knowledge for the woeful self-stimulator that his insurance form and x-ray will be tacked up on the billboard at the Blue Cross claims department, and he will become the laughing stock of the girls in the secretarial pool, and perhaps even a blind item in Ted Casablanca's column...though, for members of this blog, that last part may not really be an issue.
If you really want to experiment with "bringing an offering into The Golden Temple," as my wife likes to call it, try something designed expressly for the purpose of anal penetration: a dildo or butt plug will suffice.
That said, have fun and play safe!
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