Try the amazing Up-Fronts Thrill Ride!! Be whisked down red carpet towards a throng of reporters begging YOU to divulge the secrets of YOUR new TV SHOW!!! Joke and trade witticisms with your fellow cast members as EVERYONE looks at YOU!
Try the new ‘12 Banger Tour’! That’s right! Lounge around in the triple wide living room with cherry wood cabinetry and 72 inch plasma TV while second AD’s knock on your entry door with separate screen door and politely remind you lunch is being catered on stage 23!!
Brand new: the vault! See how & where the Spoiler’s money is stacked & stored and in what denominations. Not for the envious!
Talk to the Spoiler!!!!! Yes, converse with a 3-D animatronic replica of this golden gifted god of an actor, programmed to speak lines like ‘My character wouldn’t do that’ and ‘Forced call? I shit forced calls!’
And there’s The Freak show, with the Cmmdr: listen to him attempt a classical monologue and watch as he fails miserably!
Dare to enter the House of Horrors: step through a seedy garage filled with old sneakers and cheap erotica, and watch out for the haunted banjo! Unproduced pilot scripts with eerily alive yellowed pages beckon you to….failure? Come in & see for yourself! But watch out for the ghost of ‘L’’i’’l’’ B’’ud’d’y – if he engages you in a conversation you may never leave alive!
Play ‘Dunk the Cmmdr! Win tickets to an Adrian Zmed film festival!
1 comment:
So fucking funny. LOL. LOL LOL LOL
And sad. WHERE IS THAT EROTICA?
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