Saturday, August 12, 2006

Who's Who

The Cmmdr was most recently seen in his hallway trying to remember why he was on the way to the study. Also in his home, he was seen in the den napping, and in the kitchen, gulping down sugar and fat. He has appeared in his backyard, at his agent’s office in a supplicating manner, and near train trestles in total despair. The Cmmdr has not appeared in any major films in a long while, and is not scheduled to be on television anytime soon. His stage work is so long ago, you have to carbon date the programs to determine the year. As a voice actor, the Cmmdr does not work. He has consistently been unemployed in many different arenas of show business and continues not to work in any of them. He has nothing and is nothing. He does not matter.

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