Is Cabin Boy the East Coast Spoiler?

Dateline: Los Angeles 8.6.06
With his Mary Poppin’s tenure and his Great White Way pension fund, the slim back wood’s Broadway baby seems to be in a sweet position indeed. Though financially the Spoiler eclipses this lean New York song and dance man, Cabin Boy is on his way to a sizeable fame himself, and accolades untold as-of-yet. Riding his coattails, ‘L’il’ ‘apostrophe’ Buddy promises to gain as well. Meanwhile, back in the scorched television capital of the world, the Cmmdr watches his savings sink faster than turd in a soup bowl. And the Ensign, rambling around somewhere in Rockland County, wonders what the fuck happened.