Cmmdr Re-Locates!

The Cmmdr has moved to Treggelstunaphegesstadt, Greenland to seek work. His reasoning appears sound: there’s nothing in LA, why not go where there is less competition? Settling in yesterday on an ice floe outside the small (pop. 12) village in the interior of the glacial continent, the oily and flabby little clown beamed with positive energy. ‘I have a lead on some print work already!’ he said, shivering and clearly delusional. Indeed, the nearest casting office is 1700 miles away, in Reykjavic, Iceland. Brushing snow off his small stack of resumes, he seemed content. “So far I’ve had the same amount of auditions here I had in Los Angeles,” he said thoughtfully, as he chewed an icicle. More power to the petite creep!