COMMDR ARRESTED FOR SELF LOATHING

Reuters 10.2.11 PST 13:26

Having exceeded legal limits for self denigration, the stubby hack known as the ‘Cmmdr’ was arrested at his home this Saturday. Found in a swamp of auto-detestation, the small man was hauled off early in the afternoon. “ This amount of self-disparagement impacts on the community in a negative way,” said the arresting officer, Lt. Kevin McBride. He admitted he’d never come across such self execration in all his years on the force. The Cmmdr, who abhors himself and his career, is expected to be released on a bail amount set at $1.23. In related incidents the Spoiler has been honored by the Kennedy Center, and Paul Giametti has signed on for seven films, and others finds great satisfaction in doing theatre, and others are worried they're working too much, and many others are all just fine and employed and people have acting jobs and are being paid for performing on television and in movies and stuff like that.