The entire population of the planet considers the Cmmdr an idiot. A massive worldwide survey, conducted by the Pan- Geo World Conference, reveals the sorry facts. Of three billion people polled, %99.99999999999999999999999999999999999 agreed that the pint-sized, yam-faced, pork-nosed cretin was an idiot. Only one person, Katashandhar Yesmenikanistabon, an urban plumber in Uzbekistan, thought differently. “He’s not so much an idiot as he is a fool,” said the Central Asian Republic sewer worker. The survey took ten years to complete, and was conducted in every known language. Even the Cmmdr voted, and indeed, considered himself an idiot.
Shit. I thought they asked if the cmmdr was an IDIOM. Oops.
ReplyDelete