tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post3470115051176113883..comments2023-10-28T08:02:02.606-04:00Comments on He Who Has Nil: My Private Website Shoots the Moon (and ME NEXT PLEASE) Dept.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-31746830319452390242011-11-08T20:02:10.762-05:002011-11-08T20:02:10.762-05:00Cricket 1: Wow.
Cricket 2. I know.
C1: That was.....Cricket 1: Wow.<br />Cricket 2. I know.<br /><br />C1: That was... That was something.<br />C2: Was that... um... Was that supposed to be sarcasmic? Or something? <br />C1: ?<br />C2: You know, like deliberately long?<br />C1: Yeah. Dude. That was a fucking meta-post.<br />C2: Ouch. <br />C1: Smack-down city.<br />C2: And this? What’s this?<br />C1: This is a coda. A “Columbo Exit,” if you will.<br />C2: ---<br />C1: The turn at the door? He always used to turn around right at the door?<br /> Just before exiting? For one final fillip of heavy sarcasm? Remember?<br />C2: --<br />C1: Skip it. It’s a coda.<br /><br />C2: Ok, did you SEE those TITS though?<br />C1: I did, sir.<br />C2: Quite a rack.<br />C1: Rickety rack!<br />C2: Don’t look back!<br />C2: Seriously, I haven’t seen a set-up like that since “The Parallax View.”<br />C1: I think you mean “Three Days of the Condor.”<br />C2: Maybe. Maybe so... the turtleneck sweater.... in the... when the... and they...<br />C1: Yeah.<br /><br />(short revery)<br /><br />C2: And then, when they started SKIPPING? When everything started, you know...<br />C1: I KNOW! I KNOW! I got eyes! I was right here!<br />C2: --<br />C1: Sorry. Sorry. Look, it’s ok, buddy. Just -- best to let it go.<br /><br />C2: Right. So... um... what now?<br />C1: Now? Now??? Nothing. That’s it. It’s over. Back to nil. Back to BREVITY.<br />The chicks have split. <br />C2: El Permanente?<br />C1: That’s right, little man. El Permanente. <br />They’re snorting foot-long lines of high-end blue-flake off of Bob Balaban’s waxy ass cheeks right now. <br />And Kenny G’s about to receive one of the sloppiest BJ’s north of the Mason Dixon line.<br /><br />C2: Shit. shit. shit. And us? What about us?<br />C1: Welcome to "The Big Empty", bro. "The Yurt of Yawn."<br /><br />C2: I can’t believe she thought we were a bad case of crabs. That really stung.<br />C1: ---<br />C2: I mean, we’re CRICKETS, right? <br />C1: ---<br />C2: RIGHT????<br />C1: Oh we’re “crickets,” all right. Just keep telling yourself that, man. Just keep on... <br /><br />(crickets of ontological crisis)Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-55826323480025413812011-11-07T19:14:24.184-05:002011-11-07T19:14:24.184-05:00Who's on first?
See?
Brief, yes.
Funny, no.Who's on first?<br /><br />See? <br />Brief, yes.<br />Funny, no.Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-9952238292747465682011-11-07T18:53:56.526-05:002011-11-07T18:53:56.526-05:00How come nobody wants to know MY height?
I have a ...How come nobody wants to know MY height?<br />I have a beard too, you know.Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-77366148235529071992011-11-07T16:43:25.003-05:002011-11-07T16:43:25.003-05:00Snap this.Snap this.Ensignhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420030935627718340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-87478982086932324062011-11-07T15:12:00.900-05:002011-11-07T15:12:00.900-05:00Larry
Pay attention.
PRIVATE meant, the one I ...Larry<br /><br />Pay attention. <br /><br />PRIVATE meant, the one I use that's<br />not NIL. But it is PUBLIC. Its for business.<br />The joke I make has to do with the fact that<br />NO ONE VISITS IT, hence its "private" not by choice.<br />If you'd like to visit it, just write my name and add<br />.com at the end.<br /><br />As to the question of my height. Apparently Not Tall enough.<br /><br />As to continued Al Archer Jokes.....one has to ask: WHY?<br /><br />And, just a reminder; Brevity is the soul of freaking COMMENTS.Ensignhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420030935627718340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-79551551743118865492011-11-07T10:25:45.599-05:002011-11-07T10:25:45.599-05:00Now bring on the dick jokes.Now bring on the dick jokes.Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-72688414783797848752011-11-07T10:24:49.104-05:002011-11-07T10:24:49.104-05:00" 'private' as in not NIL. "
--..." 'private' as in not NIL. "<br /><br />-- Got that. The other website. The PRIVATE one. <br />Ergo & ipso facto: NO Visitors.<br />That is the implied quod that was erat'd by way of demonstrandum.<br />Or, a little bit more accurately...<br />res ipsa loquitur. *<br /><br />The better question remains:<br />In what fashion will the populace respond to the urgent question <br />posed by Answers.com with regard to The Ensign's height.<br />As it is undoubtedly the case that potential pilgrims to your private website <br />are waylaid en route by this vexatiously pre-emptive internet highwayman.<br /><br />"And 'private' NOT BY CHOICE. "<br /><br />-- Just like my health care, buddy-roo. Just like my health care.<br /><br />* All Latin legal terms were acquired via vigilant repeat viewings of <br />"The Very Best Of Al Archer" <br />(on VHS, natch).<br /><br />Veritas vos liberabit, dude.Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-50427002036178013792011-11-07T07:47:36.570-05:002011-11-07T07:47:36.570-05:00"private" as in not NIL.
And "pr..."private" as in not NIL. <br /><br />And "private" NOT BY CHOICE.Ensignhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420030935627718340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22958713.post-16836757903484729582011-11-06T12:06:18.071-05:002011-11-06T12:06:18.071-05:00Um... "Private" -- Q.E.D.
Another fact...Um... "Private" -- Q.E.D.<br /><br />Another factor/factoid you might want to throw into the hopper:<br /><br />An wholly absent-minded entertainment of the altogether fleeting curiosity related to this posting...<br />reveals the following link as the ACTUAL THIRD auto-fill Google prompt for The Ensign:<br />http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_tall_is_Dennis_Boutsikaris<br /><br />True thing.<br />I swear on a stack of apple boxes.<br /><br />Better answer that before the CMMDR gets a crack at it, no?<br />Just sayin'.Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828460656803813819noreply@blogger.com