TOP TEN REASONS Your Last Audition Went THE OTHER WAY....

10-Really?
9—Seriously?
8—You're kidding, right?
7—What are you, Nuts?
6—How is that even a question?
5—Do Horses fly?
4—Does the Pope Diddle 10 Year Olds?
3—I'm not even going to grace that with a response
2—Are you a fucking idiot?
1—Keep moving, there's nothing to see here.